Dear Prime Minister,
Why don't you have a really cool action figure like George W. Bush?
You are the coolest! And i think you deserve one after all the cool things you have done.
Word up. I reckon I totally deserve an action figure, too. It'd have to have lots of cool stuff, though. Like accessories and karate-chop action.
Actually, 'cause this is such a good idea, Chris, I got some those people who work for me to make up an action figure of me so they were actually doing something usefull for once, instead of all that stupid political stuff they normally do. This is what they came up with:
I think they got pretty close, though Janette doesn't usually let me play with axes.
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