Dear "Honest" John,
Who'd you rather? Kylie or Danii?
You know, everyone loooves Kylie so much, and sure, I've done the Locomotion at heaps of Liberal Party functions, and I cried during Scott and Charlene's wedding, but Dannii was the original Minogue, and she'll always have a special place in my heart. The way she'd light up the YTT stage with Vince Del Tito and a sequine-studded leotard... totally rad.
Also, I've never really forgiven Kylie for that duet with Nick Cave. He's lame. He goes for that "living dead" look, but he's got nothing on Phil Ruddock. Nothing.
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